PrisonerOfPorn

Prisoner Of Porn! Is your current porn site or social media account filled with a half-garbled mess of writing that sounds like it was written by someone who speaks English as their fourth language? Judging by most sites I visit, it probably is. And that shit isn’t going to fly. You need decently written content to look professional, even in the adult industry. Your social media posts won’t bring horny fucks in if they’re full of errors shit like that. It makes your site look less trustworthy at best or makes it look like a complete scam at worst. So, you need to whip your writing into shape.

It’s actually pretty easy. Well, maybe not for you specifically. But it’s easy to hire a professional adult-focused writer who knows the industry and content. You may be thinking that you can do the writing on your own and that it will be good enough, but it won’t be. Trust me; a good writer can take your written content to the next fucking level. And it’s not some shit that you can crack down on and learn overnight.

Hire a Writer who Knows Adult Content Inside and Out

There are loads of places where you can find a nerdy writer lurking in the shadows and working for scraps. It’s a hard world out there. I would know. I am writing this, so I know a thing or two about the industry. But you want a writer backed by a site that is fully dedicated to adult content. I’m talking about a sweet website called Prisonerofporn.com. I know that sounds like a kinky BDSM porn site, but it’s actually a place where you can hire content, social media, and translation services for your adult website.

They’ve been around since 2015. It’s not the longest-running site out there, but five years is nothing to scoff at. Most sites fail long before then. And the site itself looks pretty good. It’s got a nice dark theme and a picture of a hot babe with rockin’ tits there to greet you. Hey, I’m not complaining. There’s nothing that screams “I do adult content” more than having an absolute dime piece on the front page. Well, unless she was spreading her legs and flashing her pussy or whatever. That might get the point across even more.

Get Your Site Translated into 11 Different Languages

But looks aren’t everything. Well, at least not when it comes to sites where you can hire writers. Looks are still pretty damn important when it comes to choosing which babe I want to dick down. Give the 10/10 airhead over the 4/10 brainiac any day. Though have you fucks noticed that the nerdy chicks always seem to have the best asses? What the fuck is going on with that? I’ll see some glasses-wearing prude walk by and her gravity-defying ass will follow a few seconds behind.

Anyway, where was I? Right, hiring writers. You have a few options here. They have content writing, social media posting, and site translation services. I’ll go in reverse order here and talk about the translation services first. They currently offer support for 11 languages, which is fucking impressive. I’ve seen tons of sites like this one that only offers maybe one or two languages at most. Seeing them come out of the gate with nearly a dozen options was great.

Skilled Social Media Posting and Adult Brand Strategies

And, as with every other page on this site, you can read testimonials from actual customers on the left-hand sidebar as well as at the bottom of the site. Prisonerofporn isn’t afraid to show you guys what people really think of their services. I wouldn’t be either with such rave reviews! But let’s keep this train rolling and talk about social media. They’ll write posts on all of the major platforms like Twitter, Reddit, Facebook, and all of the other ones that people love. They promise hashtag research, follower increases, and all of that good shit.

Though one thing that bugged me about this site was how small and cramped the text was on all of these pages. It wasn’t impossible to read or anything, but it was enough to be annoying as fuck. I don’t want to have to squint at the page or lean forward just to read the tiny-ass text on your site. And the text could have been presented better. It’s all just spewed out onto the page in double-spaced lines. Come on, put some effort into it! I want graphics, bulleted lists, and data. All of these promises don’t really mean much without a portfolio of examples. Though, to give them some credit, you can request samples for any adult niche to see if their work is right for you.

High-Quality Adult Content Written for Any Niche or Fetish

As for the content writing, well, it’s fairly straightforward. They’ll write blog posts, descriptions, reviews, and all sorts of web content for you. Prisonerofporn doesn’t place any limits on what you can ask for or what they’ll write for you. Of course, they promise plagiarism-free writing and speedy delivery across the board. But there’s one glaring bit of information lacking from all of these pages. How much does it cost? Yeah, you know, the most important thing you need to know when hiring a writer or service in general. It’s usually the first thing I and many of you probably look for.

The site doesn’t give you any rates. Usually, I’d expect there to be a rate per-word or something like that, but this site doesn’t list anything. You have to fill out a contact form and wait for one of these guys to give you a call. So, I assume each writer they work with will have a different rate. I mean, I get it. But I could go with a freelancer site if that’s the case. People visit websites like this to get work done at a flat rate and have that work backed up by an independent site. At least, that’s the sort of set-up I’ve come to expect from adult content writing sites.

Pornwebmaster’s Favorite Features

You certainly have options. I liked that this site wasn’t some one-trick pony that only worked in a single niche or fetish. These horny bastards will write just about anything you need them to. You can get web content, model pages, video descriptions, social media posts, and so much more. These fucks will even translate your already existing content into snappy, easy-to-read text in nearly any language you could want. At least, they cover most of the biggest languages out there.

And, of course, you’re getting writers that know the adult industry inside and out. You don’t have to trust some cuck who has never written in the niche to deliver good content. This site has been hiring writers who are knowledgeable in the adult industry for over five years now! So, you know that your site, page, or brand will be in good hands with these guys.

Pornwebmaster’s Suggestions

I wish that I could couple all of that information with a stellar, affordable price that you’d all love. But I don’t know how much any of this shit costs. They could be charging anything! And it sucks that you have to sit on your ass and wait around for these guys to give you a call, and you know they’re probably going to try and up-sell you on shit you don’t need. Besides that and the small-ass text, I don’t have any major complaints about this site. Hell, if they deliver on all of their promises at a decent price point, then I’d call this a must-visit website.

Pornwebmaster’s Final Thoughts

Overall, Prisonerofporn.com looks to be a great site for landing adult content writers, social media gurus, and expert translation services. They offer a wide range of services and back all of their shit up with testimonials from actual customers and sites. You can translate your site into nearly a dozen languages, get a popular social media page running, or get some quality content written for your existing site all in one place. I just wish that they told you how much any of these services cost! You’ll be taking a bit of a leap of faith since all of their writers and services are likely going to run you different prices. I still recommend giving it a shot and seeing if they can give you the services you want at a reasonable price.